I Really Hate My Mac Sometimes

My Mac Book Pro was looking a little dirty today so I decided it was about time I cleaned it. I got out my little spray bottle and a tissue and started cleaning it. There must have been a little crumb or something near the track pad that slipped under and now the stupid thing wont click in the top right corner. I started taking it apart to see if I could get underneath it and remove whatever is stopping me from clicking it but with this stupid "unibody" design I can't easily get to it.

The only way to get in is from the bottom so I took off the cover and started working my way backwards. To make matters even worse, the track pad sits right on top of the battery, which has these tri-sided safety bit screws which I don't have a bit for. Dear Apple, why do you constantly make my life harder?